"A Japanese dragon from New York hasn't seen anything weirder than a familiar, and he's trying to pretend he ever goes outside. There are rats that have been there since before Columbus, one of them is probably your landlord, get your head out of the beakers for five minutes," Salem replied. "No one gets turned into a gargoyle, that would be inhumane. If you know gargoyles, you know the kind of witches that should probably be familiars already."