Tommy wants to laugh. Peter's world is so fucking weird. The founding Avengers were all wrong, Vision and Ultron were Tony's creation, not Pym's, and fuck, there weren't even any mutants.

"Well, you've got a long career ahead of you, webhead. If and when you meet Deadpool, don't let him make you feel weird, okay?"

Yeah, he didn't blow up the city, that was a small fucking victory. The tiniest. He was pretty sure, with the moon amping his powers out of control like that, he could have left quite the crater.

"I don't just go fast. I can manipulate things at a molecular level. Make THEM go fast. Which of course means boom."