"Well, it was an accident." Peter offered with a shrug, no missing a beat. "See there was this weird vulture guy that was making and selling weapons to criminals and I found about it and thought 'hey man, that needs to stop.' So I tried to tell Happy but he just kinda hung up on me-I'm still mostly convinced he doesn't like me but anyways- I found the weapons again while I was at a party with my friend but I had to leave because I have a responsibility as Spider-Man, right?"

"So I went and crashed the weapons deal and then the vulture guy just swooped in right before I could catch the sellers and dragged me like a thousand feet in the air and then my suit made this weird beeping noise and a parachute came out and I fell in the Hudson and Mr Stark-uh My-uh the one from where I'm from had pull me out only it wasn't really him and really just the suit and I told him all about what happened and he told me not to get involved but I didn't listen and went after them anyway and followed them to Washington and then I got detention for like skipping a major school function or whatever but I ditched that and went after the weapons dealers.

"While I was there the vulture guy was there and we kinda fought and one of those high tech weapons fell on the deck and it looked like it was gonna explode so I just kinda panicked and started webbing it to contain but it did explode and then cut the ferry in half. Mr Stark was mad like. Like.. Capitol. Uppercase Mad."