Not expecting Jon to indulge this game at all almost had Tony breaking character immediately, his eyebrows jumping with the delight he had to stifle to look reasonably unimpressed with this...insubordination. Was that the kind of teacher that ran this weirdly empty classroom with a lizard nest in it? Tony would have to work it out as he went. How much Jon would actually play along with what Tony accused him of was much more important. "Why should I do that for you?" he asked, hand to his heart and looking affronted like he couldn't possibly be the sort of person that insisted on being Jon's hands for him. "I've already got all of this paperwork to do because of you, and this is the third time I'll have to call your parents this semester because of your disruptive behaviour. That's going to be hours of my time already. Do I have a favourite student to compare you to? Probably. The favouritism is blatant, too, I'm not even ashamed of it."